The State of the Achilles - Held Hostage Day 12

Two songs came to mind when I got up Sunday morning and felt the left Achilles.

Artist: R.L. Burnside
Song: It's Bad You Know
Lyric Sample:

She asked me why?
Why I liked this song.
So I just went ahead and told her...
It's bad you know.

What the lyrics should be:

She asked me why?
Why I'm not running today.
So I just went ahead and told her...
It's bad you know.

Artist: Blondie
Song: Rip Her to Shreds
Listen: Give a listen.

Lyric Sample:

Yeah, she's so dull, come on rip her to shreds.
She's so dull, come on rip her to shreds.

What the lyrics should be:

Yeah, I ran so hard, I ripped my Achilles to shreds.
I ran so hard, I ripped my Achilles to shreds.

Listen to a little of each song. Other song suggestions?